Funny Frazzled Barbie - Unisex Tee
Soft, lived-in tee with a vintage-glam print that says it all: smoky, sarcastic, and oddly soothing. The image shows a retro-style Barbie doll holding a cigarette in a dim, candlelit scene, with the caption “Some people meditate. I say fuck a lot and sigh heavily. Same thing.” It’s for the person who leans into dry humor and late-night introspection — a shirt you pull on when you want to feel a little cinematic and a little real. The medium-weight cotton keeps the shirt breathable while the classic crew neck and relaxed fit make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo. Colors are slightly textured on natural shades and the print uses high-detail DTG/DTF techniques so the tones and text stay crisp. Wear it to a laid-back gathering, a low-key night out, or just while curled up with a drink and your thoughts.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — breathable, durable (5.3 oz/yd²).
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape for shape retention.
- High-detail printing: DTG for main image, DTF for sleeve/label prints — crisp colors and text.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away label for comfortable, smooth wear.
- Ethically sourced US cotton; Oeko-Tex certified; meets EU safety standards and comes with a 2-year EU warranty.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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